Okay, when you read this blog post, be a good friend and send to me thru the comment section, a joke.
I would really like some chuckles.
Silly joke or funny story.
It was/is a tough day. Thanks.
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5 comments:
OK,I'm not good at jokes but here goes...............
Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Because white ones get dirty too fast
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
Three in front and three in back.
Two nuns were on holiday, driving along in a small town in Transylvania. Sister Agnes was driving and Sister Mary was in the passenger seat.
Suddenly someone stepped into the path of their car. They stopped, and the man -- a tall, black-cloaked figure -- started approaching the car. He bared his teeth, showing nasty fangs.
Sister Mary screamed. "Vampire! Quick, show him your cross!"
So Sister Agnes rolled down the window, poked her head out, and shouted, "Get the hell out of the road, you stupid git!"
baDUM-DUM.
(I guess it works better if you hear it.)
How about a couple of Hunt Valley haikus instead? (Both written by Laurie a couple of years ago.)
Summer brew long gone
Octoberfest coming soon
to the Paddock Bar
And, for July -
Klingons, Stormtroopers
Dr. Who, all drunk. Summer
at the Paddock Bar!
What do you call a bull masturbating in a field?
Beef Strokingoff
What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?
De-calf-inated
Absolutely exactly what I needed. To laugh. Thank you!!!
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